Mark this day as I have taken a bold step by doing it first time in my life, after months & months of procrastinating...yup, I have actually found the courage & determination to gulp down without hesitation 2 sachets of Juvanex 7 day program detox plan...Well, it does not taste as horrendous as I've expected it to be, it actually tasted good with the refreshing lemon flavour.
This means die die I have to go thru the first entire weekend in my life without chicken rice!! According to the booklet recommendations, I have to eat fruits only, yup..you heard me right, fruits only...sigh...suddenly my weekend seemed so long & dull. I will only be able to have some steamed vege on the 3rd & 4th day, and some fish & lean meat on the 5th day onwards. And not to mention drinking at least 8 glasses of water each day to ensure the dried shit that was stuck somewhere along my pipes will be loosen up and flushed out as damn bloody smelly shit with smell that can put an elephant to coma... Apart from no meat, I might have some nausea or horrible reactions i.e. getting cranky easily, a sign that my body is trying to get rid off all my dried shits...so people out there, it's not me that is cranky, my dried shits made me this way ok???
We, humans who never detoxed actually have 10-25 pounds of dried shit that lined up our intestine that we carry here & there...so I'm kinda glad to know that I am not that fat, I just have extra dried shit with me..hmm...now with this new knowledge, I can share with my buddies while eating Bak Kut Teh with added pork intestine....
A word of caution people..I get real cranky without meat as I have been a carnivore my whole life. No chicken rice = no friendly me!!! No coffee = even more unfriendly me...
Now will you excuse me, need to put on my mask as my dried shits are on the way out....
P/S: me 85kg now inclusive 9.1kg of dried shit...pray that I can persevere so I can tell you the how much shit floated to Indah Water...
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