Happy Valentine's Day Phie Phie...

To my dearest Phie Phie,

Words can never justifies how I felt for you...all I can say that I, hereby solemly swear that I will love you wholeheatedly...as long as you still look the same the day we exchanged our vows on 29th Dec 2009...

Happy 1st Valentine's Day...Hope I will only celebrate 3 Valentine's Day with you, (the max) before I hooked up with your cousin, Murano...

P/S: Will bring you to the spa later in the evening ya...

Petaling Street Beefball Noodles

Went to Petaling Street with my partner in crime, Carol for some CNY decorations shopping..and found the long lost love of mine.... just right beside the food court, along a side lane...managed by an aunty and some er...hunky?? Bangladeshi???

Beefballs Noodles!!!!

Honestly, the noodle is nothing much to shout about...but.....

The beefball is a definite must-try...springy enough, with the much needed beefy taste that just explods in your mouth on the first bite...

Her expression tells all....

KFC Shrimp Hearties

I was on vegetarian when they launched the Shrimp Stix, so I missed the chance to try and due to my extreme itchy backside, while buying my last night dinner, I bought 4 pieces of the heavily promoted "love shaped shrimp"..

Firstly, it was not in any shape that resembles a heart, it's more like a heart shape wannabe that was unfortunately got flattened by a steam roller...

Secondly, it tastes like a clump of flour with some tiny bits of shrimp kneaded together..

Thirdly, for those who loves the "explosion" of oil inside the mouth, this is definitely the product for you...it has more oil than my face in the afternoon!!

Stick back to chicken will ya, Mr Colonel???

Office Politics

How many of us are unknowingly & unwillingly got sucked into the so-called office survival game a.k.a. office politics? No matter how best I tried to evade or act nonchalantly, I too got sucked into this depressing mind numbing game. My boss always teaches me that the higher you are on the corporate ladder, the smarter you have to be to survive, but hey...I am just a small potato, despite my big potato size...

This remarks of him leads me to a burning question? What happens to basic hard & smart working attitude that is performance driven? In order for one to achieve their KPI and to survive in this corporate world, does that means that I have to carry and lick your balls?

Well, if that is a pre-requisite to climb higher or succeed, I rather choose the harder path and prove you all ball licker wrong. My stubbornness and life principle’s might get me into hot soup every now and then, but I rather suffer than kow-tow to your balls…after all, your balls are only the size of shrunk lime…what are so good and captivating to be licked???

And I believe that it does smell too, just like whenever you opened your mouth to speak...nothing but full of shit!!!!